Candlenut Orange
Thursday, December 18th, 2008By Giggles Anderson
Speaking of craving the Crack, I really did mean to show up at Amendment XXI. I am pretty sure I missed a great time, but I ended up being grateful for the 3 hours of sleep I got before heading to the birthday bash.
So I think I should go buy something sequined-ish or sparkly-ish. A strappy top. A dress perhaps. Maybe something long and flowing.
I’ve just been invited to testify before a grand jury. Turns out that Pyramidalis Gigantica was some sort of multi-level marketing scheme involving cheap labor, falsified immigration documents, iodine, hydrogen peroxide, Red Devil’s lye and an inordinate amounts of cold medication.
Clearly, my favorite crackhead has been making the rounds.